Warning:

If you say something mean to me, I will cry.

If you say something nice to me, I will cry.

If I watch a movie, I will cry.

If I see a commercial, I will cry.

If I get aggravated, I will cry.

If I feel happy, I will cry.

If any change happens, I will cry.

If I think about having a baby, I will cry.

If I start crying uncontrollably, please understand that it's absolutely nothing personal. Crying is pretty much my new emotional base line.

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